Sarah Brad

The other night I was sitting by my husband on the couch. I picked up his phone and started to open up one of the games he has on it when all of a sudden a note flashed at the top of the screen that said:

"Pictures of Sarah Brad"

It was about 10pm by that point and I looked at him quite suspiciously and said:

"Ahem, Who is Sarah Brad? and Why is she sending pictures of herself to you at 10 o'clock at night?"

He rolled his eyes and said:

"Its Sarah Bradley, your new niece. The text flash only has so many characters. She was just born a couple of hours ago and my parents sent some pictures to us of her... dork"

...

oh

Um but exciting that I have a new niece! teehee

here is a picture of my cute little niece that was born on Tuesday!


Don't you just love getting new additions to the family! I wish we could be there to hold her and give her lots of love. My other sister-in-law has been gone for the summer and I miss her and my nephew so much. I wish we lived closer to all of our family, both Doug's side and mine. We have a pretty small family compared to seemingly everyone, but it sure is fun to see it grow over time.

(and yes she has goop in her eyes in this one but I like it because she looks like she has just the littlest smile in this one!)

'til you drop

I'm not sure if you know this about me but I mix up sayings all the time. It's actually a little embarrassing. My husband finds it endearing but I think it makes me sound unintelligent so I've started getting really self-conscious whenever I try and use sayings. People say 'party til you drop', yes? I don't know. It was going to be the title to this post but now I change my mind.
In fact, yesterday during the training I was doing I said something like 'biting at the chomp' and someone said, "Isn't it 'biting at the bit'?" I could feel my face go red immediately.
is it chomp or bit?

Anyway
Speaking of training, I had the opportunity to do my first 2-day training on Wednesday and Thursday. I had a class of about 22 people. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!! I want this job so bad. It was hard and freaking exhausting (hence party til you drop, or just til you drop, or stop, drop and party, or something like that. Sayings are stupid). I have 2 more to do this summer and then hopefully I will get the thumbs up to begin doing trainings full time. (fingers crossed).

Right now, though, all I want to do is sleep.

This room will do.

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tree saga part 2

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Well we complained to the city. They felt bad so they gave us two vouchers for two new trees. We felt pretty happy about this until we realized that the worth of these vouchers combined equals the price of one pine cone.
boo.
hiss.
And while we're on the topic of trees... did I tell you how a branch fell from my neighbor's giant tree and went through our car window?
Yup.
The day after our perfectly great trees were cut down, the giant crappy tree in my neighbors yard (a rental property - and we called the owner and he was a butt-hole and refused to pay any damages of course) dropped many giant limbs into our yard and one through our car window during a crazy wind storm.

Trees were hatin' last week ya'll.

purchasing pacification

Its been a crappy day. And then I went home a discovered the beautiful trees that shade the entire back of my property had all been cut down by the city so that they can put up a new power line. Even better, they left all the remains for us to clean up. I wanted to cry but I was too angry to cry. My beautiful, lovely, shaded backyard now looks TERRIBLE! Worse than terrible. LOOKS LIKE &*%@! And to make it EVEN better that that - we are supposed to have our home be in a historic home tour in 2 DAYS! We are frantically running around to nurseries now trying to find trees to replace the gorgeous, large, old, irreplaceable ones that helped draw us to the property in the first place. And it will still look like crap.
I'm so frustrated. I plan on talking to the city people tomorrow but there isn't much I can do at this point.
I hate feeling helpless.
So I bought a tote bag.




I'm not sure how this helps the situation but sometimes in moments when I feel like everything is completely out of my control (something I've been feeling a lot lately) I grasp at stupid things to try and reassure myself about the world and my control over it. Its not buying happiness, per se. I think its purchasing pacification.

this is important

Watch this video. It is important. We need women in leadership positions. I have really really strong views on this and I think this is a great talk and totally worth 15 min of your time.




One of the biggest mistakes of my career was that I didn't negotiate my pay when I very first started. I was just happy to get a job finally so I just accepted the offer. I guarandamntee if I was a man I would have negotiated that thing up at least 5 or 10k. My husband certainly did and without even thinking about it. And you know what? I'm still paying for my mistake. FIVE years later I don't get paid near what I should because I started with a lower salary and have had to work up from there. It was a stupid mistake.

I'll do an entire post sometime about what I think women can do to be a more powerful presence in the career force but for now, I think this video is a great start.

on being small

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It has its perks and then a great deal of the time it can really suck.

Perks -

• People are not easily intimidated by me. This means people generally feel pretty comfortable around me and I can get past many people's outer shell more quickly.
• Men, especially, feel like they need to protect me. They see me as vulnerable and I can make even the smallest of guys feel big and tall and strong. In essence, I can make people feel more secure and better about themselves. And more importantly, I can (and do) use this to my advantage.
• People make positive assumptions about my personality. They assume I'm cute and fun instead of fearsome and witchy.
• People like to touch me. This is both a perk and a not perk. For some reason people don't feel as intimidated to touch someone who is small. I don't know if its because they associate me with a child or something but I get a lot of hugs and little touches.
  
• People offer to help me a lot. Moving that big table? Putting up those tall lights? Whatever it is, people often see small and think 'childlike and helpless'.
  
• Shopping. Easy. Nobody is my size in the women's section generally so all the clothes I like are in the clearance section and if I'm feeling particularly comfortable in my own skin, I can save money and shop in the kids section.
  
• Kids and animals. I'm pretty good with kids and animals. They feel comfortable around someone closer to their size. Kids assume I'm not really an adult so they let me into their kid world and animals see that I have an adult demeanor but am small so they usually warm right up to me.
  
• Professionally, they call me many things like "the little dynamo". I can pack a hard punch and can generally get away with murder because again, people generally feel comfortable around me and don't find me intimidating. People feel I'm smart and down to earth (more easily done when you are literally closer to the earth).
  

but

There are non perks. Sometimes being my size really sucks.

• People aren't intimidated by me. This can be a double edged sword. I feel like I have to take things two steps further to establish that I won't be walked on. I go out of my way to help people put it together that I'm damn smart. I've found that if people respect me and know me to be very intelligent, then my size is never an issue. Without this though, I'm just a small, cute little girl. The way I speak, how I dress, and everything that makes up how I present myself is pretty choreographed to establish my intellect. Once I feel someone gets that I'm smart, then I know I'll be taken seriously so I back off and don't generally worry about it again. My way of sizing myself up though, is my brain.
  
• People feel like they need to help me. This has made me really really strong willed and independent. At times I've felt an inner rage that screams about my capabilities. And at times, it has come at a great cost. I've lost the sweet succor of willing hands from friends and even from God when I've been too proud to admit I need help... but just so we're clear, I usually don't need any help. :)
• Jokes. I'm often the butt of jokes about my size. I roll with it. I joke about it myself. It could be the main reason I'm funny. Who knows?! But sometimes it gets old. There are a few things people feel like its totally fine to give people a really hard time about: being short and being skinny. For some reason, its totally fine to pick on someone for these things. Back in the day when my husband was a toothpick (he has since put on some muscle and is looking mighty fine if I say so myself) we use to come home from stuff feeling terrible about ourselves. People would pick on him about being skin and bones (something he seriously couldn't do anything about despite his best efforts) and about me being a shorty pants. Seriously? You think your joke is original or that I'm unaware of my height? pleeeease.
• Weight. Gain 10 lbs on a normal sized person and its not too big of a deal. Gain 10 lbs on me and its 10% of my body weight and people are biting at the chomp to ask about babies and due dates. I hate that my body does me like that.
  
• Self-image. I've always been blessed to have a good shape and a healthy body. I'm grateful for that in many ways, but sometimes (and I'm sure we all have this to a certain extent) it can seem like a far stretch from what society deems as ideal. As a teenager I felt that it was hard to be considered 'sexy' and not just 'cute' because of my size. So I had sexuality ooozing from every pore so that I wouldn't be looked at as just some cute little kid. I've obviously toned it down over the years and I certainly don't seek society's, and more specifically men's, approval the way I did as an insecure youth. But there is still this very small nagging feeling that when I wear flats, for example, I'm giving up on looking "hot" and am instead going for a cute and casual look because people will realize how petite I really am...and thats not generally thought of as sexy so much as 'circus freakish'.
  

Anyway, this was a lot about me and about my size. I just think its interesting how we can so easily associate things with size. The other day I made some aside about being small and about doing some sort of assault training and one of my very tall friends (6'1" female) said something about how she never feels scared in an alley and probably won't ever need assault training because no one would pick her out as an easy target. I thought about how interesting it must be to be a large woman who never really feels afraid walking by herself at night. And I know she has her own stigmas to fight because of her size (more easy to think she is a witch, or pressure to be a big friendly giant, or people who assume she is athletic, or whatever else) but sometimes it seems so nice.

I'd even take 5'2". I mean, come on! is that so unreasonable?